Or maybe some other place filled with “jerks” just like me trying to find the perfect gift at the last minute. It always ends up with me wandering from store to store, fighting for parking spaces and dealing with fools like myself getting in the way.
The best is when you ask a clerk to help you find something and they lead you on a wild goose chase around the WHOLE store looking for it, only to find it’s the totally wrong item and he didn’t know what the heck you were talking about in the first place. Yep, that’s pretty cool when that happens.
Even better, I love the excitement of picking up the store’s flyer seeing all of the sweet deals and actually thinking that they didn’t already sell out of everything.
I know what YOU’RE thinking…
“Start your shopping early”, right?
Well, I say “NO THANKS!” I actually like last minute shopping! I think I work best under pressure!
I like the pressure of trying to decide “hmmmm, should I buy them the windshield scraper / radio or the talking wallet that humiliatingly lets you know when it is empty or how about Billy Bass, keep in mind…
I’M SHOPPING FOR MY MOM!
When there’s not much left to choose from you gotta think quick my friend.
So I look forward to seeing all my fellow “last minute” shoppers and please, be safe, be smart and most of all, STAY OUTTA MY WAY!
I only have one day until Christmas!
Happy Holidays everyone!